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William the Whiffer J.A. Kahn

William the Whiffer

J.A. Kahn

Published March 21st 2014
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Kindle Edition
37 pages
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‘William the Whiffer’ is the tale of a boy who is always breaking wind. He quite literally farts in the face of danger! However, things take an unpleasant turn one day when William has an unexpected gaseous attack at the worst possible moment. HeMore‘William the Whiffer’ is the tale of a boy who is always breaking wind. He quite literally farts in the face of danger! However, things take an unpleasant turn one day when William has an unexpected gaseous attack at the worst possible moment. He suffers a dose of his own medicine! Read and find out if he learns and mends his ways!First a word of caution about the Learning From Our Mistakes… series:Real children most definitely are not all cute and cuddly. In fact most of them are rather grubby, mischievous, and very bad mannered- of course I could go on. The Learning From Our Mistakes... series lifts the lid on these rotten rascals and reveals their true nature to those in the dark. Forget the fairy tales- see how children really are!The series is a collection of short, poignant stories about kids with nasty habits, it is about real kids with real problems. There are rude boys and smelly girls, all of them as real as the wind and the rain. The type of brats you’ll run into in classrooms and playgrounds all over the world. The sort that bump into you but don’t apologise, the ones who break things and deny it was them, the ones with nasty habits, the ones who… well Im sure you get the idea.Although you may be shocked, and even horrified by what you read, remember the stories are fun, and strangely educational in their own way, with a moral take-home message. Kids and adults of all ages should find these tales enjoyable. But there are a number of important provisos. It is a fundamental requirement that, before reading any book from this series, you the reader, whether you happen to be a child, a parent, or some other responsible (or irresponsible) adult, must possess a keen sense of toilet-humour. These stories should be read together and read out loud. Of course it is worth remembering not to expect your life, or that of your child, to suddenly change for the better on account of reading any of the books in this series. But just as night is followed by day, and winter by spring, there is always hope. Hope that kids can change, and who knows, even grow up someday to become good, hardworking, responsible adults like you and me.Disclaimer – This series is entirely a work of fiction from the author’s imagination. Any medical or parenting advice or information given in this series is neither to be acted upon nor accepted as genuine medical or parenting advice.